Fake Bands, Real Fans

The Fake Bands, Real Fans collection from Souki Selects — a tribute to the greatest musical acts that never technically existed, yet somehow shaped our personalities anyway. From county-fair bluegrass legends to palm-tree-washed surf rock icons, these tees celebrate the bands that lived in our screens but took up permanent residence in our playlists, group chats, and quotable moments.

Designed as authentic vintage tour merch, every shirt in this lineup feels like you thrifted it from a half-forgotten record store or found it in your dad’s garage next to his old guitar and questionable life decisions. Soft, worn-in, and loaded with inside-joke energy — these are shirts that say: “If you know, you know.”