Graphic Tee: Dinosaur Creationism

Graphic Tee: Dinosaur Creationism from Souki Selects is for the historically-literate hotties who enjoy a little theological ✨spice✨ with their science. Featuring a gloriously blasphemous T-Rex dressed like Jesus and the iconic timestamp “Established: 4,540,000,000 BC” — this shirt gently taps the shoulder of anyone still pretending the planet is the same age as their grandma’s casserole recipe. Soft, bold, and audacious enough to start conversations at brunch, in museums, or at family gatherings where someone inevitably brings up “the fossils were placed there to test us.” Perfect for irreverent scholars, chaotic neutrals, recovering youth group kids, and anyone who loves both truth and drama.

Manufacture Notes: Comfort Colors introduces a garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.

• Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton